Jus' a wee bit of humor

Flipped through Reader's Digest and found this :) There should really be more humor in the world, everyday, all the time.

"Doctor Say What!"
Here are some comments doctor's wrote on their patient charts:

• "The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me."
• "Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch."
• "She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce."
• "The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead."
• "Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities."
• "She is numb from her toes down."

Note to future nursey self - watch what you document. Haha!